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uwebbit On May - 13 - 2010

How To Convince Someone To Go Skinny-Dipping: Praise their body
Step 1: Praise their body

Grease the wheels by praising the person’s body — just make sure you do it in a non-sleazy way. Remark on how “fit” and “toned” they look; speculate that they must be working out. You’ll have no chance of getting them naked if they’re self-conscious about their figure.
How To Convince Someone To Go Skinny-Dipping: Bring up the idea casually
Step 2: Bring up the idea casually

Casually bring up the idea of skinny-dipping. Ruminate on how you’ve always wanted to try it.
How To Convince Someone To Go Skinny-Dipping: Proceed cautiously
Step 3: Proceed cautiously

Proceed cautiously. Once you’ve introduced the subject, drop it for a while — unless, of course, your companion is already ripping off clothes and dashing toward the water.
How To Convince Someone To Go Skinny-Dipping: Announce your intention to skinny-dip
Step 4: Announce your intention to skinny-dip

Announce that, by gosh, you’re going to do it — you’re going to skinny-dip! Behave as though you are talking yourself into it. Make no mention of them joining you.
How To Convince Someone To Go Skinny-Dipping: Begin undressing
Step 5: Begin undressing

Begin undressing like it’s the most natural thing in the world. Keep up a steady stream of chatter, as if nothing could be more innocent.
How To Convince Someone To Go Skinny-Dipping: Run into the water
Step 6: Run into the water

Run into the water and begin splashing around with an expression on your face that suggests pure joy.
How To Convince Someone To Go Skinny-Dipping: Share your delight
Step 7: Share your delight

Describe the “indescribable” feeling of having nothing between your body and the water.

If your companion is the type of person who doesn’t like to lose a challenge, dare them to join you.
How To Convince Someone To Go Skinny-Dipping: Give up
Step 8: Give up

If your friend isn’t nude by now, forget it. Remember, you can lead a person to water, but you can’t make them strip.

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